7th Heaven Box Set
It brings me to my knees to announce the arrival of the 7th Heaven Box Set. (And I don’t mean that in a good way. I mean that in the “please god make it stop? kind of way.)
Now I know there are people out here that are just dying to get their hands on the all new 7th Heaven Box Set. Those same people who managed to make this cheesy show into the longest running family drama. Thanks for preventing any other shows (ones with substance) from lighting up my screen. I am sure there will be plenty of people stocking up on these complete sets to hold them over the upcoming summer syndication months. Obviously, I am not one of those people.
The only thing that would possibly convince me to sit through a single episode of this series would be if the box set included “special features? like exclusive scenes from the Jessica Biel (a.k.a. Mary Camden) Gear Magazine photo shoot. The very shoot that got her fired from the show. Aside from her stunning beauty Jessica Biel played the only character that went through any real issues that any real teenagers face today. Fortunately she has long since moved on to a rather successful acting career.
I will pray that you do not have to suffer though an entire box set of this show, but if you do, may I suggest THIS fabulous drinking game!
DRINK whenever you feel you’re being judged. Either through the characters’ comments on other peoples’ lifestyles or just through the show’s overall purity.
DRINK whenever the twins speak in unison
DRINK whenever the dog barks at somebody as if he’s commenting on the situation at hand
DRINK when someone gives advice
DRINK whenever there’s a heart-to-heart
DRINK whenever someone decides they need to talk to Rev. Camden.
DRINK whenever a character refers to a character played by an actor who left the show more than one season earlier, yet still has ongoing story lines.
DRINK twice whenever someone enters into an age-inappropriate marriage because it’s not okay to have sex if you’re not married, but getting married at age seventeen is TOTALLY FINE.
FINISH THE BOTTLE whenever a married teenager announces a pregnancy that’s totally okay because she’s married.
May 7th, 2007 at 10:57 am
JUST MAYBE….
I’D WATCH THE SHOW SEVENTH HELL! TAP TAP TAP.
CHRIST NO, I WONT WATCH SEVENTH HEAVEN & I AM GLAD YOU DON’T EITHER, JESUS!
BUT HOLY LORD ABOVE, THE DRINKING GAME IS HILARIOUS! I LOVED IT.
WANNA HEAR A GREAT JOKE ABOUT HOW THESE TWO GUYS WOKE UP IN HEAVEN? YEAH WELL THEY REALLY WOKE UP AT SUMMER JAMZ 2007 HOSTED BY A BUNCH OF RAP ARTISTS, AND MAYBE EVEN SOME GANGS.
TURNS OUT THE JUST FELL ASLEEP ON THE BUS.
AND THEN WOKE UP WHEN THEY GOT THERE.
May 7th, 2007 at 11:15 am
LURVE. THIS. POST.
“DRINK twice whenever someone enters into an age-inappropriate marriage because it’s not okay to have sex if you’re not married, but getting married at age seventeen is TOTALLY FINE.
FINISH THE BOTTLE whenever a married teenager announces a pregnancy that’s totally okay because she’s married.”
ROFLMAO
May 7th, 2007 at 11:18 am
another great review! i’m almost tempted to watch an episode just to see how drunk i get!
May 7th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
You will be HAMMERED. ANHILAITED. Unable to function.
(possible side effects: room spinning unconrtollably, forcing you to pray to the lord above, so that damn Camden Family wins!)
May 7th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Anytime there is a drinking game involved, I am in all the way! … Great Review.
May 7th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Thanks Jessica! ME TOOOO!
May 7th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
That is too hillarios.That and 10,000 maniacs could not even get me to get even remotely close to that channel nevermind that horror show. Thanks for the comedy.
Great concept for a new drinking game.
Copywrite it while you can.LMAO
xoxoxo
May 7th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Copyright I mean.
Thanx again.
May 7th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Like the old Ozzie and Harriet show, too goody goody for me.When somebody invents a diabetic beer, I’ll join you for a drink.
May 10th, 2007 at 8:54 am
this artcile has been DUGG
http://digg.com/television/Drinking_Game